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2023年4月5日发(作者:竞学网)

厕所的故事(Toiletstory)

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厕所的故事阿盛

开始念小学那一年,我第一次看见卫生纸,至於正式使用,是在二年

级的时候,在这之前,解手后都是用竹片子或黄麻秆一揩了事。大人

们的厕所在房间内,用花布帘围住壁角,里面放著马桶;小孩子们没

有限制,水沟,墙角,甘蔗田以及任何可以蹲下来的地方,统统是厕

所。

在学校里,老师天天交代我们:要穿鞋子,要常洗头发,要买卫生纸,

不要随地大小便。我们回家跟爸妈说要买鞋子,爸说没那麼「好命」;

我提起卫生纸的好处,妈说那太浪费,小孩子不懂赚钱的辛苦;我又

引用老师的话,说用竹片子揩屁股会生痔疮,爸生气了,他说老师一

定疯了,因为他从一岁到二十岁都是这样,也没有生过痔疮;我小声

地说,应该有厕所,祖父说,奇怪,水沟不是很多吗最后爸解释说,

卫生纸太薄,容易破,揩不乾净。这以后,妈妈准许我用粗草纸,那

是大人们用的。不过,我还是宁可用竹片子,粗草纸就带到学校让老

师检查,我们班上有一半以上的同学都和我一样,老师也不再要我们

买卫生纸了。

二年级下学期,三姑带著表弟从台北来我家玩。吃过中饭,表弟说要

上厕所,我带他到门前水沟边,他很惊讶,硬是不肯脱下裤子,说是

没有东西挡著他拉不出来;我带他到猪舍旁边,他蹲在地上,不时看

著我,然后站起来,说是也拉不出来;我只好走开,隔一阵子就喊:

「好了没有」表弟苦著脸出来跟我说没有,我拉起他跑到学校,他急

忙冲进厕所,出来之后,满头大汗。在回家的路上,他一直问我:为

什麼厕所里没有水箱子为什麼有很多很多白白小小的虫还有,在水沟

里拉屎,警察为什麼不管我说警察的儿子也和我们一样。他就说,回

台北以后要报告老师,叫老师来抓警察。我听了感到很生气,跟他说,

警察和真平,四郎一样伟大,不能抓。他不相天不老情难绝全首诗 信,还说校长可以管老

师,老师可以管警察,真平和四郎跟总统一样大我气极了,不再理他。

三年级放寒假的时候,爸和叔叔们合资盖了一间厕所。「落成」那天,

我们几个小孩子热烈地讨论谁应该第一个使用。六叔把我们赶开,他

说他是高中生,当然是第一。他进去了,一下子又走出来,很不高兴

的样子。原来,有人先进去过了,六叔一口咬定是那个泥水匠,他嘀

咕著说要找泥水匠算帐。我们建议六叔把他抓来灌屎,像灌香肠一样,

六叔说好。那天晚上,爸和叔叔们在院子里聊天,聊到这件事,二叔

说,新厕所有外来的「黄金」,大吉大利,六叔不同意,他认为新厕

所应该由自己人开张,才有新气象,爸没有意见。我对爸说,六叔只

知道拉屎要争第一,六叔一巴掌打在我屁股上,妈说该打。我很不甘

心,跑去告诉祖父,祖父走出来,把六叔骂了一顿:「你吃饭争第一,

拉屎争第一,为什麼英文只考二十----二十-----」,我说二十七分,

祖父接下去:「二十七分!啊」五叔在一旁笑,他说这也可以算第一。

六叔说,五哥以前数学只考二十四分,乌龟笑鳖没尾巴祖父说:「都

是尿桶!」过后,我问六叔,还要不要把泥水匠抓来灌屎,他说我以

后再这麼问,他就灌我。

我升上了五年级,村长换了人。新村长说,要好好整顿村里的卫生环

境。首先,他出钱盖了四栋公用厕所。又一家接一家地劝人盖厕所。

他跟祖父说,厕所和吃饭一样重要,祖父说哪有这种事!一有空,

Hewasridingabicyclepatroleverywhere,foundchildren

defecat小船的拼音 eonthespot,lassthereareseveral

boysheplayedveryangryathimandtoldhimto\"cry\".Every

timetheopenvillagemeeting,hewillrepeatedlyexplainthe

importanceofthetoilet,oncesaid\"thetoiletislife\";six

unclewenttoTaiwanup,don\'tknowwhattosaytohim,he

immediatelyadded:\"thetoiletismarried!\"finally,he

suggestedthattheydonotusebamboohempwipeass,because

oplestandupandspeak,saynoit

shouldbeborntetanus,fecalworm;ourschoolafemaleteacher

onceagaintospeak,shethinksshouldbeborntohemorrhoids;

andthentheinstructortoexplain,hesaid,shouldbethe

presidentoftumorisreasonable,oneofhisfriendsissuch.

Later,thevillageheadsaid:\"everythingispossible,butthe

.\"Thebestchanceofmeetingwithsouvenirs,each

threepackoftoiletpaper,twopackagemothballs,alonghandle

lagehealthworkerssenttothespecial

account,thebrushisusedtocleantoilets,momsaidthisbrush

eenplacedin

thekitchenisused.

Thefirstwinter,theChiananPlainearthquake,earthquake

causedthecollapseofthevillagebuildingtwopublictoilets.

Afterthedisasterreliefworkisover,thevillagebeganto

eis

responsibleforfundraisingwork,shealmosteverydayinthe

time,ricedishfertilizersareoutof

stock,thepriceisexpensive,thewiferanfortwoweeks,also

couldn\'yslater,thevillage

hasarichpeoplecometoourvillage,hesaidhewaswilling

totakechargeofthetoiletfundingconditions,andtohimfor

pleinthevillagebythemeeting,afterhalf

amonth,thetoiletcover,alsoinstalledawatertank;therich

thathe

arrangedseveralvillageandsoldfishfarmandfarm,

while,heaskedthemayor,

whyareyouhereandverylittlevillage,originallyrighthere.

他不相信,硬说有人偷肥.村长说那东西又不能吃,谁要偷两个人先

是在路上吵,一直吵到派出所,又吵回路上,然后再吵进派出所.警察

耐心地分析:这里的人八成以上种甘蔗,根本不要肥料;村长保证没人

偷去吃.那个有钱人气得脸都歪了,他嘀咕著说,这样下去会赔本,生

意真不好做,怎麼大家不多拉一点怎麼不多拉一点呢大约一个月后,

政府大量配给农肥,接著肥料两次跌价,那个有钱人再不派车来载水

肥了.村长把他找来,要他按照契约清理水肥,他说要那麼多干什麼

又不能吃!两个人又到派出所去.结果,一直到我念初二上学期,他都

派车清理水肥,一个月一次.有一次,六叔再路上遇Seehim,askhim

howgoodthewaterandfertilizer,hesaidbusinessisnotgood;

sixuncleandaskhim,wanttomakeanothercontractwithour

village,hesaidonlymadtothethirdphaseofthetalentwill

ask

我读高一的时候,乡里举办中北部旅行,我也参加.第一天晚上,住在

台中火车站附近的一家旅馆,这才第一次看见了抽水马桶,以前只看

过图片.住进旅馆以后,大家都往厕所里跑,乡长站在一边维持秩序,

一面叫洞组词语有哪些词语 著慢慢来,他说留得屎橛在,哪怕没得拉等轮到我,我一头冲

进去,看见抽水马桶,心里有点害怕,还好我知道是用坐的,坐了上去,

也不知道怎麼搞的,几乎用了两百公斤的力量,仍然拉不出来.外头敲

门敲得很急,我在里边更急.好一阵子,看看是不会有「结果」了,只好

出来,身上直冒汗.乡长问:好啦我说好了.那天晚上,好不容易熬到

厕所空了,我才放心地走进去,蹲在马桶上;以后的ThetwodayI

rthdayinthemorning,wearearranging

luggage,thebossstormedthehotelcame,shesaidshedidn\'t

ay,itisnot

ourbossnagging青取之于蓝而青于蓝 foralongtime,

Thetoiletisthebiggestvariableinallthefactorsthatcan

prolonghumanlife,andmodernpublichealth(mainlytoilet

withsewagesystem)hasextendedtheaveragelifespanof

\'smore,fromaneconomicpointofview,

peoplewithbetterpublichealthfacilitiesarericher,

overnmentoffersgoodpublic

healthfacilities,itwillsavepeople\'smoneyandreducethe

numberofdayspeoplesufferfromdiarrheaorcholera.

Today,however,whenmanyofusareusedtowashingtoiletswith

waterinourhomesandunits,thereare2billion600million

peopleintheworldwhodon\'2

billion600milliondidnotincludethosewhohadnotoilets

athomeandhadtopayinlinetopayfortheuseofthepublic

dnotincludethosewhohadanoutdoortoilet

orhadasmallhutthatwouldputexcrementintoacesspoolor

letsofthesepeoplearelucky,thoughthey

stillhavesanitation.

However,40%oftheworld\'spopulationhasnofacilitiesfor

handlingexcrement,notoilets,eonlyintheir

ownhouse,courtyard,streetandfielddefecation,whichmakes

theirenvironmentfulloffeces,childrenplayingwilltrample

onthestool,stoolalsowithwaterandfoodentersthebody

again.

Scientificdesignoftoilets

Sincethetoiletisanaturalbarriertopreventhumanwaste

fromcausingallkindsofdangers,thenhowcanwecreateamore

technical,moreconvenientandmoreeffectivetoiletfor

preventingandprotectingtheenvironment?

\"Toiletdecideshealth\"alsotalkedaboutthescientificdesign

ofhumantoiletandhowtodealwithitmoresanitaryafter

,mostpeopleusetoilets,whicharealsousedin

entionof

thetoiletwasinventedabout500yearsago,soonerorlater,

byBritishLordHareton,whichwaslatermadeamajor

improvementby3engineersin18thCenturyand19thCentury.

AlexanderCumminginventedapowerfuldevice,JosephBramah

improve诗经蒹葭 dCumming\'sinventionofthevalveandmadethebestof

nineteenthCenturytoilet,ThomasClappalsoimprovedthe

toiletparts.

However,thetoiletnomatterhowmuchdevelopment,itsbasic

principleissimilar,butthegoodinventionisusedtoflush

therainbowStraw,thispartisthewaterinthetankpumped

outintothepipeline,,thenumberof

patentapplicationsforsiphontechnologyisashighasmore

tion,thetoilet\'sSpipeisalsoan

importantfactorinthehealthrevolution,sothatanysmell

inthetoiletcannotbedistributed.

However,comparedwithothertechnologiesandinventionssuch

astelephonesandtelevisions,thetoiletshavechangedlittle.

Thetoiletwithoutanychangesandimprovementscanstillmeet

theneedsofthepeople,sopeoplerarelyupgradethetoilet,

sothetoiletmarketingwillbecalledtradinglosses,not

becausepeoplewillnotreplacethetoiletwhennecessary.

However,thisdoesnotmeanthatthereisnoneedtoimprove

ontrary,some

countrieshavepaidmoreattentiontothisproblemandcarried

outmoreupgradingtreatment.

Forexample,the稼组词四字成语 toiletinJapanisthemostadvancedand

setoiletcanbeina

differentwaytomeasureyourbloodpressure,playmusic;

throughthetoiletinanozzlecleaninganddryingyouranus,

dryairodorousmolecules;atnightyoustumbledonthetoilet

whenyouturnonthelights,putthetoiletliddownforyou

(thisthefunctioniscalled\"savethemarriagemeans\"),and

don\'tneedwhattheoldtankcanputyourfeceswashedaway.

Toiletswiththesefeaturesarecalledhigh-performance

toilets,buteventhelowestperformingtoiletsrequire

standardbuilt-inbidetsystems,heatedseats,andsomekind

\'smostprestigioustoiletisWei

Xili(Washlet),thefirm(TOTO)madeinJapanalone,salesof

20million,

ThenumberoftheJapaneseaswashletswithfamilythanwith

computerfamily.

Theupgradingofthetoilethasalsotransformedhuman

perceptionsabouthealth,makingusclosertothedefinition

mple,

inthepast,itwasconsideredamorehygienicpracticetowipe

theanuswithpaperafterdefecation,andtodayevenpeoplewho

r,inthe

historyofdifferentnationalitieshavedifferentviewson

health,suchasIslam,ZoeMohamed\'swifeAishahadsaidthat

she\"neverseenwithoutwatercleaningonthestoolteach

ancestorscomeout\".

Buttheuseoftoiletpeopletowipetheanuswithpaperis

ipingoutthetoiletwith

cleanwater,itisknownthatpapercultureistheworstway

y1964the

BritishdoctorCameronexaminedtheEnglandCountyOxford940

men\'sunderwear,thepaperfoundthatfecalpollutionpeople

arefromthe\"waspunderwearcolor\"to\"alotofmanureand

differentlevels,nmuchlamented:\"we

Chinesehavesomanybecauseofthesmallthingsrestaurant

tableclothalittletomatosauceandnotworthmentioning

tracesofthiscomplaint,atthesametimetheycanbewiththe

stoolunderpantsrideluxurygooddiningchair.\"

So,althoughthetoilettoolsareupgraded,butsomeofthe

traditionalwayofdealingwithexcrementtohumanhealthis

morefavorable,suchasIndiaandPakistanarewaterculture,

afterthestoolmustuseapotofwateroracupofwaterto

,Japan\'scleaningtoiletsareonlya

continuationofthisconceptofhygiene.

Greenrevolutionturningwasteintotreasure

Althoughthe\"toilet\"todiscusshealthissuesinhealth

toiletless2billion600millionpeoplewithachapter,butalso

apter

drawsnotjustChineseelements,butalsorepresentsagreen

revolutioninhumanexcrement,turningfecalwasteintouseful

sonwhyweconsideredmanurewaste,because

itputinthewrongplace,ifthebabyisinplace.

Healthexpertssometimesdividetheworldinto\"fearofdung

culture\"and\"loveofdungculture\".Indiaistheformer(except

cowdung),ore,fromthecultural

pointofview,theChinesepeoplearealoveofdungpeople,

whichshowsmanureforcrops,aswellasexcrementandpoultry

,however,Chinesepeoplehave

transformationofhumanwastesforenergy,Chinacanalsobe

regardedastheleaderoftheworld.

Chineserecognizethatanyorganicmaterial,suchaswood,

vegetablesuntilhumanscanproducebiogasmanurefermentation.

Inananaerobicdigester(whosedigestivefunctionisvery

similartothatofahumanstomach),microorganismsbreakdown

thematerialintosugarsandacids,andsugarsandacidsproduce

eisthemaincomponentofmethane,aswellas

e

canbeusedforheatingwater,cooking,lightingandbathing.

Biogascanbeconvertedintoelectricalenergy,andtherest

ofthebiogasslurryandresidueisagoodfertilizer.

Ofcourse,China\'sbiogasdigesters(thatis,toiletsor

toiletsconnectedtobiogasdigesters)aremostlyinrural

areas,eventhough15million400thousandhouseholdsareusing

edwithothercountriesintheworld,China\'s

reprobably

moremethanedigesterspercapitainNepalthaninChina,and

therearemillionsofbiogasdigestersinIndia,butthebiogas

poolsusecowdung,andthepeopleinChina\'sbiogasdigesters

posalof

humanwaste,ifitisextendedtootherpartsoftheworldlike

China\'sextensivebiogasdigesters,willprovidemankindwith

moreandmorecheap,cleanenergysources.

Biogasdigestersandtheuseofbiogasareofcoursethe

entionofChina\'smodern

biogasowestoamannamedLuoTianin1930s,whenhedeveloped

thefirstbiogaspond,

Biogasdigesterswereinstalledinseveralplacesaround

,China\'ssouthernisthelargestmethanepool,

r,duetothedevelopment

oftechnology,theChinesepeoplealsocarryouttechnical

transformationinthecoldnorth,buildmethanedigesters,for

example,thepig,thetoilet(human

excrement)andvegetablesconnectedtothedigesters,andthe

theinvention

ofLiaoning,ifnotNuanpeng,biogascanonlybeusedfor5

months,butthegreenhouses,year-rounduse.

Biogascannotonlyveryhygienicdealingwithhumanwaste,but

alsoisakindofgreenenergyisakindofprecious,evenalmost

educetheuseofchemical

fertilizer,biogasslurryandresiduebecauseofrichnutrient.

ResearchersatMilitaryMedicalScienceAcademyofthePLA

foundChinese,biogasslurryandresiduecanbeincreasedby

50%~60%n\'surinecan下雨天的句子适合发朋友圈 makefertile

tion,biogascansave

traditionalpetrochemicalenergyandcontributetoreducing

greenhousegasemissionsanddelayingglobalwarming.

Onecubicmeterofmethanegaswillallow60~100wattbulbsto

belitfor6hours,soitcansaveelectricityandsavecoal.

InChina\'sruralareas,y

womanusesfirewoodtomakeameal,andthewholefamily\'smeal

ethaneisused,itwillnotonlysave

firewoodandforests,takeonly

20minutestomakeafamilymeal.

Asamatteroffact,humanbeingswilldealwiththeirexcrement

inthefuturenotonlyascomfortablyasinJapan,butalsoin

China,evethisgoal,

mankindneedstodomoreresearchanddevelopmentandagreat

dealofwork.

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